GATE BITCH T-Shirt

How many times can you expect a guy to climb out of the truck, unlock and open the gate, watch the truck drive past, close and re-lock the gate, and climb back into the truck without any kind of reward?  All the times, of course.  But, if the guy in question is really lucky, his so-called "friends" will chip in and get him one of these comfy, super-soft t-shirts that also proudly proclaims him a valuable member of the team.  Think of it as affirmation in a tangible form.